Rancho Madhammer

Rancho Madhammer Chapter 11 "Floss"

Lili Madhammer narrates the story of her life, and the astonishing power of Daisy Tong to win friends and influence people long before Dale Carnegie. 

RANCHO MADHAMMER CHAPTER 12: Vikings vs. Saints

Lili Madhammer discovers the history of the village, the furious sadness of Lego, and the treachery of bad leaders. 

Rancho Madhammer Chapter 13: Exchange of Gifts

Lili Madhammer recounts her adventures in enemy territory, mounting a charm offensive.

Rancho Madhammer Chapter 14: Fog of War

In anticipation of a village wedding, King Volvo the Gassy proposes a special event that has grave consequences and Lili Madhammer learns where the loyalties of the villagers lie. 

Rancho Madhammer Chapter 15: Fire in the Hole

Lili recalls the strange magic that followed the Sea Wolves during brutal combat with the Anglo-Saxons.

Rancho Madhammer Chapter 16: Divine Intervention

As Lili Madhammer contemplates marriage, she starts to notice patterns and coincidences.

Rancho Madhammer Chapter 17: Fancy Meeting You Here

Lili and Daisy witness the choosing of of a new Viking Chieftain, attend two weddings, and barely survive a taste of how the Dark Ages got the name.